if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever
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i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
yeah thats right, all you need is me
- teacher: do you understand now?
- me: yeah, totally
- teacher: walks away
- me: the fuck did she just say
yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u
it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta
Yeah?? What do you do with yours???
dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am
yeah i wanna make you cum but i also gotta check in on that mental health and see how your day was ok like what u need to talk about?? u can tell me while i go down on u